2009 – The Year in Status, Part II: Welcome to Buffalo

If nothing else, 2009 was the year of the zinger. A popular place to toss off snappy, witty one-liners is the Facebook Status Update. Over the next few posts, we’ll present to you the very best. Feel free to add your own below …

March 1 is tomorrow. Also known as Buffalonian New Year.

Almost everyone I find intelligent are people who don’t live here.

I just heard the Great Lakes referred to as the “Redneck Riviera.” It’s funny because it’s true.

I am going down to the First Ward to guzzle Guinness and punch a stranger in the jaw. It’s the Irish thing to do.

Memo to Cheektowaga drivers: Rotaries are put in place to AVOID a bottlenecked four-way stop. Those are yield signs.

It always amazes me that panhandlers choose a place like mid-Elmwood to scrounge for spare change. Dude … there’s thousands of spoiled college kids by Buff State, South Campus or on Chippewa. Location, location, location.

Trying to find enduring love at a bar in Buffalo on Saturday night is like trying to find a Lexus at a Ford dealership.

Buffalo: Urban Blight Done Right!!!

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