I was just mulling over the possibility that dinosaurs could potentially return from extinction and pluck me from my toilet in the middle of the night.
It’s the type of fear that keeps me awake in cold sweats, because really, who’s really down with being gobbled by a giant lizard for their last waking memory?
No, seriously. WTF IS DIS REAL?
Oh, 21st century. Human beings don’t even medal in common sense anymore. They finish fourth behind Dolphins, Gorillas and, of course, Dinosaurs.