Hypoglycemics Hold Quiet Suburban Trick-or-Treaters Hostage


KANSAS CITY – Someday, somebody is going to need to ween the sugar addicts off the hallowed treats.

Sugar-seekers in Overland Park, Kansas were held up for a scary encounter last night while hypoglycemics – Halloween’s most frenzied secondary demographic closely rivaling “hot bitches” – frantically searched through Trick-or-Treat bags in a desperate pillage for MalloMars.

Maybe they should have settled for a Snickers. Continue reading