I’m glad you asked, son.
See, as you grow older, there’s going to be kids out there who will pressure you into different things, like stealing candy bars, recreational cocaine abuse and European electro-pop. You listen to none of that noise; your ol’ man knows what he’s talkin’ about.
One thing the kids will try and make ya do, after you go to college and become old enough, of course – but probably before that – is drinkin’ beers. [*pops a bottle of Magic Hat #9*]